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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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