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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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