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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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