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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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