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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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