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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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