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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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