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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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