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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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