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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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