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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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