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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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