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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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