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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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