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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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