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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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