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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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