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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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