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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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