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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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