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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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