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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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