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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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