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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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