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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻
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