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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗
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