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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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