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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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