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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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