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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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