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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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