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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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