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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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