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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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