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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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