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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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