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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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