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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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