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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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