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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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