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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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