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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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