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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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