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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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