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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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