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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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