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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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