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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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