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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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