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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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