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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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