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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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