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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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