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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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