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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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