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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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