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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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