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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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