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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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