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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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