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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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