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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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