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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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